YellowJacket Apocrypha

•December 12, 2006 • 1 Comment

I was generally pleased with this review, and it wasn’t printed in the YJ (I also submitted a review of Stranger Than Fiction, and they went with that one instead of both, presumably due to space considerations). Enjoy the review that you may avoid not enjoying the movie. I probably wouldn’t hate it so much if it weren’t so satisfied with itself, as though it had actually proved something.

I would also like to note my appreciation of Brett’s role in allowing me to see the movie. Without him I wouldn’t have found anyone to go with, and consequently I wouldn’t have gone. He’s a great cognoscenti of low culture, my brother. That’s not necessarily an insult, mind you. Joe of “Joe Loves Crappy Movies” is also a great surveyor of the baser offerings of the entertainment industry, and he does great work.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
starring Sacha Baron Cohen & Ken Davitian
Rated R for pervasive strong crude and sexual content including graphic nudity, and language.
20th Century Fox
Written by Sacha Baron Cohen & Anthony Hines and directed by Larry Charles

Summary: Borat Sagdiyev, a television celebrity from Kazakhstan, travels to New York City in order to learn from American culture to benefit his own. Seeing footage of Pamela Anderson on a rerun of “Baywatch,” he resolves to find her and marry her, and sets out for California in a used ice cream truck, discovering America along the way.

1 star

Disparaging a film that is intended to be satirical can open someone up to ridicule. Perhaps, some might suggest, you have no sense of humor. Clearly, they will assert, you just didn’t get it. Fear of such accusations is my only explanation for the near-unanimous critical acclaim that has greeted Sacha Baron Cohen’s leap to the big screen. Certainly, satire in any given medium has a propensity to escape a large portion of its audience, but there can be no doubt that in this case the emperor has no clothes (a fact which the film seems eager to parade all too literally throughout its excruciating 84-minute runtime).

In setting out to ostensibly lampoon, parody, satirize, and otherwise ridicule American bigotry and intolerance for the amusement (presumably) of a more enlightened public, Sacha Baron Cohen has succeeded in three things.

First, he has created a character and dragged him through situations that only an audience which is either bigoted or is callously unaffected by racism and discrimination will find consistently funny. The biggest racist (and, in fact, almost the only racist) is Borat himself. This is ostensibly a tool wielded skillfully by Cohen to expose the outrageous attitudes of many Americans. Many scenes, however, are filmed in isolation from reality. Borat is alone in a room, or surrounded by a staged event, but he’s still plying his schtick for self-serving laughs. We are expected to derive comedic joy from the outlandish bigotry with its offensive caricatures and hurtful misrepresentations.

This has nothing helpful to say about the realities of ridiculous prejudice because it’s all a put-on, and we are supposed to find the misogyny, the homophobia and the anti-semitism (to name just a few) funny on their own merits. Meanwhile, his reprehensible characterization of people from third-world countries could very well entrench harmful stereotypes.

Second, in his search for wanton bigots (of which I’m sure there are still more than a few left in our country) Cohen has somehow managed to find almost exclusively tolerant, hospitable, genuinely nice people who go far farther out of their way than I would to tolerate “Borat’s” belligerent, cruel attempts to offend them. The movie’s few bigots (Which could be counted on the fingers of one hand) range from an elderly redneck to a trio of drunken frat boys. Surprise, surprise.

When he is invited to dinner at the home of some upstanding members of a southern community, Cohen begins by pretending to assume that one of his fellow guests is mentally retarded (rather than “retired”). His hosts patiently correct him. He ups the ante by paying sexual compliments to a few of the (married) ladies around the table, and insults the appearance of another. Still,everyone accepts that this must be a difference in his culture, even saying as much when he excuses himself briefly from the table. Then he returns with some of his own excrement in a sack. His hostess rises to the occasion, tactfully pulling him to the side and graciously explaining the finer points of indoor plumbing. Finally, Borat invites a prostitute into their home, and even then everyone tries to find a delicate solution. Only when Cohen sadistically continues to feign ignorance of his continued egregious behavior (and refuses to leave) do things finally turn ugly.

Third, of the few outrageous reactions that Cohen manages to wrench forcefully from his victims (because, racists or not, everyone who has scenes with Cohen are victims themselves), almost all are the result of repeated actions by “Borat” which travel far beyond the boundaries of sanity and good taste (see above). In short, he has proved that, if pushed hard enough and long enough, most people do have a breaking point. Fascinating. In short, this is not a canny and scathing satire on the dark heart of American culture, it is “Jackass Three.”

Not every moment of this film is a complete failure. I can think of one scene (really only one) that succeeded rather well, when Borat visits a rodeo. After listening to a few remarks from the only genuine, sober bigot in the whole film, Borat plods out into the arena and dupes the crowd into cheering some rather outrageous statements about wiping out the population of Iraq before they catch on. It got me to laugh from time to time. But then, many of the situations are staged (all are manipulated heavily in some way) and some are not (with no differentiating between the two). The filmmakers are hardly playing fair at any point. If you can’t expose, ridicule or refute something that is as big of a no-brainer as racism on a level playing field, you have already failed. And that makes this is a tacky, sloppy and ultimately cataclysmic effort.

The Stuff That Nightmares Are Made Of

•November 30, 2006 • Leave a Comment

Film noir (black film) is extremely difficult to categorize. People who know it and like it recognize it when they see it, but there is no single common element which is universal to all noir. A wide variety of sub-classifications exist based on time period, sub-genre and so forth. For instance, noir of the 1920s and ’30s is often called “proto-noir” (movies like the chilling M). Everything between approximately 1940 and 1958 is designated “classic noir” (such as the brilliant Double Indemnity). Various films ranging from the 1970s to the present represent “neo-noir” (including throwbacks like The Man Who Wasn’t There). There are also “psycho-noir” (Memento), “sci-fi noir” (Blade Runner), “teen noir” and “parody noir” (Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid) floating around out there.

Whatever the sub-type, noir films are arguably most successful in their stark, cynical examinations of the human condition when they are at their most ambiguous regarding the integrity of their characters and the focus of their plots. Two examples of film noir (and, incidentally, cinematic masterpieces) that fit this bill exceptionally well are The Maltese Falcon (1941) and Chinatown (1974). The two films share a close, almost familial, thematic bond. Both are defining examples of the noir style and form during different periods.

The Maltese Falcon is probably not the first true example of film noir (although the question is of course debated by film scholars), but it is certainly the first important one. The movie is based on a 1929 novel of the same title by Dashiell Hammett (one of several important authors in the hard-boiled detective school that pre-dated and informed much of film noir). By 1940 it had already been adapted for the screen twice with little success, but screenwriter John Huston was convinced that he could do it better, and on a shoestring budget. The Maltese Falcon was his directorial debut, and it proved iconic in its popularity and influence on later films.

The story ostensibly centers around the frenzied pursuit of a priceless black statuette which numerous unsavory characters will do anything to get their hands on. The setting is San Francisco in the 1940s. Humphrey Bogart got himself typecast for the bulk of his career with his role as Sam Spade, Private Eye. Mary Astor plays the slippery femme fatale, Sydney Greenstreet (in his screen debut) is the formidable villain, and the great Peter Lorre plays his usual slimy, weasely sidekick-type. The Maltese Falcon was nominated for three Oscars, but won none. However, that same year, Mary Astor walked away with the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in another film (The Great Lie). Two of the three awards ultimately went to John Ford’s sentimental heart-warmer How Green Was My Valley.

Chinatown was the first film Roman Polanski directed after his wife and unborn child were murdered by the Charles Manson in 1969, and this shows most strongly in the film’s ending, which was originally a far happier one. The movie is a definite throwback to the noir efforts of a few decades before: in its setting, its characters, its themes, and in the twistings and turnings of its plot. The characters from The Maltese Falcon are mirrored in Chinatown by Jack Nicholson as Jake Gittes, Private Investigator, Faye Dunaway as his female counterpoint, and John Huston (yes, the director of The Maltese Falcon) as the dangerous character to watch out for. Peter Lorre, sadly, proves to be irreplaceable.

Chinatown‘s plot explores murder, corruption and worse surrounding a water-rights scandal in 1937 Los Angeles. Nicholson’s character struggles to peel back layer after layer of deception and obfuscation to discover the shocking truth of the events surrounding him. Chinatown was nominated for 11 Oscars, but only received one (for its screenplay), chiefly due to stiff competition from Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather, Part II (certainly a far worthier opponent than John Ford’s schtick three decades earlier).

Both films begin at the same point: A world-weary, wisecracking private eye is visited in his office by a weepy dame with a minor problem. In The Maltese Falcon the job is to follow a man who has eloped with the woman’s sister so that she can be located and rescued. In Chinatown the woman suspects her husband of cheating and wants proof. Both women are liars and masqueraders, and their commissions lead to immediate problems for the PIs before descending into increasingly dark depths of mystery and human sinfulness.

Neither of the female leads is who she appears to be at first (or second or even third, actually). The remain ambiguous throughout the majority of the story, despite the usual romantic spark between them and their respective leading men. However, only in the closing moments of each film do we learn that final piece that completes the puzzle of each one’s nature. The pictures that are revealed could not be more different from each other, but the processes by which they are constructed are almost identical.

Of the two detectives, Sam Spade seems to fare better than Jake Gittes in the difficult circumstances that surround each of them. However, Spade’s apparent advantage both in worldly wisdom and in stoicism (or is it merely apathy?) may not exist. Spade holds his cards closer to his chest, offering no grand theories or speculations until his final (dead on) denoument when the case is solved. Gittes, on the other hand, continually announces a solution to the case only to realize there is yet another level he has not yet excavated. It is possible that Spade has to revise his own theories repeatedly throughout The Maltese Falcon, but we are not privvy to his inner thoughts as we are to Gittes’. Additionally, Spade emerges from his own labrynthine investigation more or less triumphant. Gittes is crushed by defeat.

The darker emotions each character is feeling are probably similar, but Gittes has the added hardship of watching the bad guys come out on top and has a harder time maintaining his composure in consequence. The two characters have far more in common than not. They are both suave (when they want to be), cynical, skeptical, free of troublesome ideals and sentimentalities, and generally difficult to rattle. Sam Spade, however, is never really out of his depth in The Maltese Falcon. Jake Gittes, on the other hand, doesn’t know what he is dealing with until the final shock (although he is repeatedly warned).

At the center (and yet strangely peripheral) to all this are the title elements of both films. The Maltese falcon is almost wholly unimportant in The Maltese Falcon. It exists to drive the plot, but plays no part in the most important elements of the story. It is not mentioned by name by the characters until at least halfway through the film, and it does not actually appear until perhaps the final 10-15 minutes. In short, it seems very much to be what Alfred Hitchcock would later dub a “McGuffin” in his own films (to signify a plot device with no independent purpose beyond advancing the action of the story).

Similarly, Chinatown has seemingly little to do with Chinatown (and vice-versa). Speculation during the movie as to what role Chinatown may play in the film that bears its name might almost lead one to conclude that the whole thing has been fantastically mis-named. It is very easy to forget, during the movie’s leisurely-paced 131-minute length, what the title is at all. And then, once you are no longer thinking about Chinatown at all, it suddenly appears with perhaps 5 minutes of screentime remaining.

It would seem that the men whose visions created these movies had a very specific reason for naming their films as they did. Both earlier throw-away versions of The Maltese Falcon had deviated from the title of the original novel. One was called Dangerous Female, the other Satan Met a Lady. Yet John Huston, with his enthusiasm for seeing this movie remade, went with Hammett’s title. He must have seen something his predecessors did not: Namely, that the Maltese falcon represented something more important than its role in the story indicates. The same can certainly be said of Chinatown’s role in Chinatown. The final lines of both movies tellingly reference these title objects.

The Maltese falcon and Chinatown are both metaphors for an insidious, consuming evil whose central importance to the whole idea of these films might elude the audience entirely without a physical representation. If film noir can be said to have a single defining characteristic (which, by all scholarly accounts, it can’t), it is that all noir contains at its heart an attempt to probe the darker side of human nature.

The Maltese falcon is cold, black statue of a predatory bird that incites everyone around it to avarice and deception. The bird itself suggests the blind, hungry nature of human greed with its blank stare and cruel beak and talons. Everyone who falls under its spell has its greed and callousness grafted onto their personality, and this is what drives the interactions between the characters and decides their every move and (ultimately) their fate. In the final moments of The Maltese Falcon Ward Bond’s character, Police Sergeant Polhaus, asks Sam Spade about the heavy figure: “What is it?”

“The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of,” Spade replies pensively, his hand on the bird. Polhaus has no idea what this means, but the audience knows; some people will do anything to achieve a dream.

Chinatown is a place where nothing is as it seems, nothing means what you think it means, and even actions motivated by good intentions can hurt the innocent. It is an island of that which is foreign and strange in the midst of the familiar. It stands for everything we (and particularly Jake Gittes) think we understand, but don’t. Evil that can be identified can be opposed, but Chinatown is where Jake gets blindsided by the evil he never saw coming.

As everything comes crashing down in the films closing scene, Gittes’ partner counsels him to walk away: “Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown!” The nature of evil in Chinatown makes fighting it not only futile, but detrimental. The petty greed surrounding the Maltese falcon seems almost comforting in its familiarity compared to the incomprehensible vileness Jake encounters.

The noir style, concentration of symbolism, and the involvment of John Huston bridge a 33-year gap between this distinctive films, both of which stand out as masterpieces of cinema and potent examinations of the dark heart of humankind.

One Character in Search of an Author

•November 11, 2006 • 2 Comments

“I decided if I was going to make the world a better place, I’d do it with cookies.” –Ana Pascal, Stranger Than Fiction

I decided I was going to go see Stranger Than Fiction as soon as I saw the trailer a few months back. It was the latest from the director of Finding Neverland (who, irrelevantly, is directing the movie version of The Kite Runner, due out next year), it had a more-than-competent-looking cast, and (most importantly) it seemed like a great idea for a movie.

The story, as the opening voice-over informs us, is about Harold Crick (Will Ferrell). Harold works for the IRS, and there is really very little else to say about him. He gets up. He goes to work. He comes home. He goes to bed. His only hobby is counting (or, more precisely, calculating). He counts the strokes of the toothbrush on each tooth. He counts the number of steps to the bus. His coffee breaks are precisely timed. He is constantly aware of the concrete values and amounts of his environment, but he has no appreciation for cool breezes or warm cookies . . . the pleasures that cannot be measured. Harold’s unique perspective is communicated visually by a clever graphical overlay which is vaguely reminscent of a cross between the mathematical epiphany scenes from A Beautiful Mind and an Excel spreadsheet.

At some point while all of this is being explained to us, the narrator breaks off abruptly and Harold glances around suspiciously. He has suddenly become aware of the narration the audience has been listening to, and he is confused. Is the voice coming from his toothbrush? Who is it? Why is it narrating (and sometimes almost controlling) his every action? Is he insane, or might there be some other explanation (since the voice keeps getting everything right)? Why does it sound so much like Emma Thompson? Okay, maybe not that last one.

At first, Harold just tries to go on as though it isn’t there, even as it distracts him from his work and his change in behavior begins to be noticed by co-workers. Soon, though, it starts to affect him in other ways. For one thing, he finds himself paying more attention to Ana Pascal (Maggie Gyllenhaal), the baker he is auditing, than he is comfortable with. And then there is the bombshell: “Little did he know that a chain of events had been set in motion which would lead to his imminent death.” Harold needs help.

He gets it from Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman), a professor of literature at the local university who agrees to help Harold analyze the ongoing story of his life. Is it a comedy or a tragedy? Meanwhile, we finally meet Kay Eiffel (Emma Thompson, in top form), an eccentric British author suffering from writer’s block (she can’t figure out how to knock off her main character). She’s taken so long to finish her latest book that her publisher has sent her an assistant (Queen Latifah) to move things along. And there’s the set-up.

All of the actors are very good and very comfortable in their roles. Emma Thompson, as I already hinted, is particularly fun to watch, but Gyllenhaal is excellent as well. Hoffman’s character was entertaining, but not quite right. A chuckle-worthy parody of a lit professor who doesn’t quite ring true all of the time. Plus, my eagle eyes spotted a copy of Left Behind in the midst of his wall of books, and I couldn’t keep away from it every time there was a scene in his office. What was that doing there? Ferrell is pretty good as well, but his character never really advances beyond straight-man for the movie’s premise and supporting cast.

The film is a great collection of elements which work very well together to produce something more. It is full of nice, memorable touches: the sentient wristwatch, Eiffel’s various imagined death scenes, Harold’s nerdy co-worker and his “Sleep Pod 2,” a hilarious montage of nature documentaries which produce unexpected tension . . . I could go on, but I don’t want to give too much away.

Stranger Than Fiction is a sort of reverse Big Fish: a quirky movie that is high on life, concerning a main character who is visibly controlled by the story someone else is writing about him (as opposed to visibly controlling the story he is writing about himself). It raises questions, both serious and frivolous, about free will vs. fate, the value of artistic integrity, the proper approach to literary analysis, and the power of the creative process. It is a movie that should perhaps have ended 10 minutes sooner, but knows it and, in a charmingly self-aware sort of way, doesn’t care.

Victorian Chills and Thrills

•November 10, 2006 • Leave a Comment

In turn-of-the-century London, two apprentice magicians, Robert Angier (Jackman) and Alfred Borden (Bale) become bitter rivals as their skill and notoriety make them both famous. A vengeful game of one-upmanship threatens their families, their careers and even their lives.

Christopher Nolan is rapidly establishing a reputation for dark, edgy and thought-provoking thrillers defined by complex narrative, ambiguous characters and startlingly original concepts. Nolan’s previous offerings include Memento (a film in which the scenes proceed in backwards order) and Batman Begins. Whether The Prestige is his best work to date is not for us to say, but it is certainly a top-notch effort. The film is somewhat difficult to write about because a great deal of its appeal is reliant on the various unexpected twists and turns which carry the story forward. It is the sort of film that will have you thinking back afterwards, remembering clues that you didn’t pick up on when they were dropped, checking to make sure the director played fair.

Nolan has assembled a formidable group of actors to portray an equally formidable group of characters. Bale and Jackman flawlessly change places as villain and hero and back again. Caine is solid, as always. Johansson’s star continues to rise, and Andy Serkis is well on his way to finding a place in movies beyond the voice-over work that made him famous. David Bowie surprises as the enigmatic and reclusive inventor, Nikolai Tesla, and the viewer is equally surprised to find historical details seamlessly interwoven with fictional material.

The Prestige is more than just good entertainment, though. It also explores many evocative themes. It slyly suggests that a successful magic act must leave room for healthy skepticism in its audience. If people believe they have seen real magic, they will be frightened, and the point is to entertain. Furthermore, we are shown that the ultimately shallow illusions of stage magic are nothing next to the awesome power of science and nature. Magicians are all well and good, but scientists are the true wizards of our world, and are held in a certain degree of awe. But men of science are still only human. The rivalry between Tesla and Edison (two of the greatest inventors of their time or any other) forms a shadowy background parallel to the rivalry between Borden and Angier.

Deception is another potent theme developed in the film. The very nature of a magic act requires complete secrecy. While the audience may not believe that the magician actually has supernatural powers, if they are not mystified by what they see, they will not be interested. But off-stage, the magicians also have a personal life; one where they form connections, start families, make friends. Lies and secrets are inherently destructive to such relationships, and this creates a great deal of tension. Nothing good can come of it. The audience experiences this deception first-hand with the characters as the truth is slowly revealed.

The filmmakers keep the audience guessing with a unique narrative structure (often employed by novelists during the period in which the movie is set). Borden and Angier learn a great deal from stolen notebooks and journals, and the stories-within-stories of the narrative match the wheels-within-wheels of the plot.

Nolan also has an excellent handle on the historical period that goes beyond mere historical facts. He has, in many ways, captured the spirit and the flavor of the time. In addition to the use of Victorian literary devices in the narrative structure, there is a strong feeling of innovation and progress infusing everything. The Prestige makes things that are a jejune part of our everyday lives now (things like electricity) seem new and exciting and perhaps a little scary. Finally, the way the story’s mysteries unfold, the interactions and personalities of the characters and the general darkness of the plot and its setting bring to mind vague images of sensational pulp magazine serials from the turn-of-the-century: foreboding, suspenseful and illustrated with a few carefully chosen black-and-white ink drawings.

The Prestige, like the magic acts it is all about, is an elaborate, carefully-staged illusion powered by a great deal of high-quality talent and a flair for showmanship. The entire structure is as fascinating as it is delicate, and (again, like a magic act) the measure of its success will likely rest on the audience’s capacity for wonder.

  • Co-reviewed with Randy

The Hitchcockian Way

•October 11, 2006 • 2 Comments

I have adored Hitchcock movies for so long, I can’t even remember which one I saw first . . . probably North by Northwest. That’s certainly the one I’ve seen the most. I’ve had different favorites at different times: the aforementioned North by Northwest, The Man Who Knew Too Much, Psycho, Rear Window . . . By this point I couldn’t really name a favorite, maybe just point to a few that aren’t it.

When Andy moved to Guatemala with his family in 1997, old suspense movies and radio shows were just one of many things we both enjoyed. And, of course, Hitchcock’s movies and television programs figured prominently in many an evening’s entertainment (along with the likes of Wait Until Dark, Dead Ringer, The Bad Seed, Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte, and anything with Vincent Price).

I believe it was the summer of 2001, which I spent in Colorado Springs with Andy, when AFI aired their “Top 100 Movie Thrills” TV special. We ate it up, and decided on the spot to watch every single one of the top 100 (that we hadn’t both already seen). 9 of those movies were Hitchcock films, and I believe Rebecca, Notorious, Stage Fright, Psycho and Vertigo were among the Hitch movies I saw for the first time that summer. Other notables included The Manchurian Candidate, Gaslight and Laura. I actually don’t think we covered a lot of ground as far as that list was concerned, between one thing and another, but that is neither here nor there.

It has long been my ambition to own every movie that Hitchcock ever made, but for a long time my goal was even more basic than that. I wanted to at least watch every single Hitchcock movie. The lack of either a civilized cable service or well-stocked video stores in a third-world country made that difficult enough at the outset, and Hitchcock films have been depressingly slow to be released on DVD.

Plus, there are just so many of them, it doesn’t make sense to buy them unless one is buying in bulk. And here we encounter another failing of “Hitchcock on DVD” availability: the incredibly poor selection of so-called “Essential Hitchcock” collector sets. Few if any of these since the inception of DVD has included more than one or two Hitch movies made after his first big success in 1935, and the bulk of the set is inevitably rounded out with the ones you’ve never heard of.

I forgot to mention earlier that somewhere along the line I saw one of Hitchcock’s pre-break-out films, Sabotage, and Oh, brother! My ambition vis-a-vis Hitchcock films thinned out at that point to a desire to see/own all of his more or less well known stuff beginning (with a few notable exceptions) in the post-1940 era.

Anyhow, the point of my rambling here is this: Everyone in circulation has to take turns writing a contribution to the monthly newsletter, and I signed up for the month of October with mystery/suspense as a general topic. I probably don’t even need to tell you what I decided to write about . . . my article appears beneath the fold.

Well, researching and writing about Hitchcock got me thinking again about my old desire to own more of his films, and I started hunting around on Amazon.com for good collections. An evening of poking and prodding revealed an offer I couldn’t refuse, and (with Rachel’s unexpected blessing) I bought two collections with a total of 23 Hitchcocks between them at about $5.50 a film. Score.

They are: Foreign Correspondent (1940), Mr. and Mrs. Smith (1941), Suspicion (1941), Saboteur (1942), Shadow of a Doubt (1943), Rope (1948), Stage Fright (1950), Strangers on a Train (1951), I Confess (1953), Dial M for Murder (1954), Rear Window (1954), The Trouble with Harry (1955), The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956), The Wrong Man (1956), Vertigo (1958), North by Northwest (1959), Psycho (1960), The Birds (1963), Marnie (1964), Torn Curtain (1966), Topaz (1969), Frenzy (1972), Family Plot (1976)

Of these 23 I have seen 13 (most only once). A quick perusal of the list reveals that there are a mere 7 remaining Hitchcock movies that I wish to own, and shall hopefully acquire at my leisure as opportunity allows: The 39 Steps (1935), The Lady Vanishes (1938), Rebecca (1940), Lifeboat (1944), Spellbound (1945), Notorious (1946) and To Catch a Thief (1955). Of these, I have never seen The 39 Steps or Lifeboat, but I am particularly anxious to see the latter.

Five of the above seven (not Lifeboat or To Catch a Thief) were released in a set by the Criterion Collection in 2003. They originally sold for $124.95. I’m not sure if they can still be acquired at list price or not, but as near as I can tell they cannot be purchased now for anything less than $200 . . . and prices range as high as $700. I have seen all but one of these movies and I find it hard to believe that they are so rare and hard to come by as to be worth such exorbitant amounts. Nevertheless, Criterion is the shiz when it comes to movies, and it is somewhat infuriating to see most of the remaining titles I seek packaged so neatly and priced so far out of reach . . . especially after paying so little for the other (many undoubtedly better) films.

Anyway, I’ll stop rambling about that for now . . . drop beneath the fold and enjoy the article. I had a lot of fun researching and writing it, and I got to do it while I was at work, so it was just generally a good afternoon.
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He was born the son of a greengrocer in London�s East End at the turn of the last century, but by the mid-1930s he was well on his way to achieving worldwide fame and popularity as one of history�s most influential film directors. Alfred Hitchcock (b. 1899 � d. 1980) revolutionized, popularized and legitimized the suspense thriller during a career in motion pictures and television that spanned more than five decades.

The best part about Hitchcock�s films is that, while they are tense, exciting, and full of surprises, they are also smart, thought-provoking, and loaded with intriguing insights into the human psyche. His movies feature a recurring motif of fractured identity. For instance, the main character of Rebecca has no name of her own. We never learn who she is at the beginning of the film, and she soon marries widower Maxim de Winter and becomes only �the Second Mrs. de Winter� for the duration of the story. In Vertigo, private detective Scottie Ferguson loses his grip on reality when his inability to face his deepest fear results in personal tragedy. Notorious has the daughter of a Nazi saboteur infiltrating a group of her father�s friends as a double agent. And in North by Northwest, Roger Thornhill is mistaken for a government agent by a group of foreign spies and mistaken for a murderer by the police at the same time.

Deeper themes aside, Hitchcock�s movies are also just a lot of fun to watch. He once said, �Some films are slices of life, mine are slices of cake.� Hitch (as his friends called him) had a bone-dry sense of humor (he suggested that his tombstone read �This is what we do to bad little boys.�) and a penchant for practical jokes.

The great director made brief cameo appearances in every single one of the 62 movies he made between 1927 and the end of his career in 1976. In one film, he walks out of a pet store with a few dogs. In another, he wrestles a large cello case onto a train. In yet another, he rushes up to board a bus only to have the doors slammed in his face. In a few, he appears only in photographs. Hitch always tried to insert these amusing appearances as early in the film as possible, because he knew that savvy fans would be watching for him and he didn�t want to distract too much from the story.

During his long and illustrious career he worked with some of the brightest stars in Hollywood. His leading men included Laurence Olivier, Cary Grant, Gregory Peck, Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda, Paul Newman, and Sean Connery. Among the great actresses he directed are Joan Fontaine, Ingrid Bergman, Doris Day, Grace Kelly, Eva Marie Saint, Kim Novak, Vera Miles, Janet Leigh, and Julie Andrews. Gentleman or not, Hitch clearly preferred blondes.

Despite directing an Oscar-winning performance (Joan Fontaine in Suspicion) and 1940�s winner of �Best Picture� (for Rebecca, awarded to producer David O. Selznick), Hitchcock himself won almost no awards for his incredible efforts. Throughout his lifetime he was nominated for 6 Oscars, 3 awards at the Cannes Film Festival, 6 awards from the Directors Guild of America, 2 Emmys, and 2 Golden Globes. Of those, the only award he actually collected was a Golden Globe for his TV show �Alfred Hitchcock Presents.� Nevertheless, his movies continue to startle and delight a large audience even today, more than 25 years after his death.

For more information about Hitchcock, have a look at one of our biographies about him (you�ll find him sandwiched, rather unfortunately, between Emperor Hirohito and Adolf Hitler back in the Biographies Section). Kids interested in a good mystery can read one of several books in the series endorsed and inspired by the man himself: Alfred Hitchcock and the Three Investigators, located in the Junior Series section. And, of course, be sure to check out one of the classic movies he directed (our collection is listed below). I personally recommend Rear Window and North by Northwest as perhaps the best of a good bunch. Whether you�ve seen them many times before or you�re just getting started, a Hitchcock film is sure to please.

The 39 Steps (1935) DVD, Rebecca (1940) VHS, Suspicion (1941) DVD, Notorious (1946) VHS, Rope (1948) DVD, Strangers on a Train (1951) DVD, Dial M for Murder (1954) DVD, Rear Window (1954) DVD & VHS, To Catch a Thief (1955) VHS, The Trouble with Harry (1955) DVD, The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956) DVD, Vertigo (1958) DVD & VHS, North by Northwest (1959) DVD & VHS, Psycho (1960) DVD & VHS, The Birds (1963) DVD, Topaz (1969) VHS

Chivalry in Technicolor: An American Movie-Goer at King Arthur’s Court

•October 5, 2006 • Leave a Comment

King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table first broke onto American movie screens in 1910, seven years after The Great Train Robbery introduced storytelling to the motion picture, and five years before Birth of a Nation revolutionized the industry. Since then, King Arthur, Guinevere, Lancelot, Merlin, Camelot and the Holy Grail have been featured in dozens of American and British films.

Arthurian cinema crosses a number of genre lines: epic, musical, comedy, fantasy, romance, drama and action/adventure. The quality of the films has an equally broad range. Some are quite entertaining; most, less so. Not one has yet proven to be revolutionary or even particularly significant as either a work of art or an industry-defining event.

Nevertheless, Arthurian films are both significant and worthy of study as landmarks of an ever-changing American culture. Despite the wide disparity between the many film versions of the Arthurian cycle, all of the excursions made by American cinema into the realm of Arthur and his knights retain one crucial element of the legendary story: its cultural adaptability. In particular, each of the six major movie versions of the Arthur legend released since 1950 paints a far clearer portrait of the decade in which it was released than of the literature from which it was adapted.

Of course, it is perfectly natural that the Arthur legend should be adapted and re-adapted for the silver screen. Few myths have retained as much appeal, vitality, and significance over such a length of time as the legends surrounding King Arthur and his court. For hundreds of years Arthurian legends have received the attention of some of the greatest names in British and American literature: Chaucer, Malory, Spenser, Tennyson, Twain, Eliot. Its characters and situations have long been regarded as a rich and inexhaustible source of material for every form of storytelling imaginable.

Part of the reason for this continued attention, aside from the archetypal qualities which seem to grant the stories universal human appeal (in Western culture, at least), is the malleability that Arthur has retained from one generation to the next. Jennifer Goodman observes that:

Over fifteen centuries diverse intellectual movements have reshaped the story of Arthur and the Round Table to suit their own purposes. Transitions among them are often revealed more clearly in Arthurian literature than elsewhere. Because the plot remains more or less familiar, readers of Arthurian works can focus on the altered treatment of the story. Changes in Arthurian literature mirror changes in our knowledge and beliefs about ourselves and our history.

Whether the men (and women) of Camelot take center stage in a courtly romance poem of the 12th century, an epic work of prose in the 15th, or a Broadway musical in the 20th, Arthur seems to have the ability to be all things to all people.

After its introduction to movie audiences in 1910, virtually all American-made Arthur movies for the next forty years were adaptations of Mark Twain?s satirical A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur?s Court. The dominant role in early American cinema of this popular story of American common sense, industry and mechanical skill triumphing over medieval European superstition and barbarism in Camelot is an interesting social commentary in and of itself.

However, these films, along with many others made throughout the twentieth century, only deal tangentially (if at all) with elements considered central to the King Arthur stories: the Lancelot-Guinevere affair, the quest for the Holy Grail, the illegitimate Sir Mordred?s role in the fall of Camelot, and so forth. That is not to suggest that these films are not important bits of Arthurian cinema in their own right, but merely that it would be foolhardy to attempt to catalogue and account for them all as cultural landmarks (even if they all were).

The six films made after 1950 which attempt to portray (in full or in part) the central threads of Arthurian legend are Knights of the Round Table (1953), Camelot (1967), Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975, a British-made film, but important to and indicative of contemporary American culture nonetheless), Excalibur (1981), First Knight (1995), and King Arthur (2004). An examination of how each film approaches its source material provides an interesting portrait of the time in which it was made.

Part One — Sir Lancelot and the One-Eyed Monster

KFF: Fall 2006

•October 2, 2006 • Leave a Comment

Every year, Four Star Cinema in Kilgore presents six “high-brow” films (foreign fare, documentaries and the like) which local audiences (distanced as we are from large cultural centers) might have missed during the past year. This year’s offerings appeared throughout the month of September, and we saw them all.

The Lost City
During the tumultuous years surrounding the Cuban Revolution, Fico Fellove (Garcia), struggles to maintain his popular Havana night club while his two brothers join different revolutionary movements. As Cuba’s stability unravels, the Fellove family begins to fracture with it. With Castro’s regime growing stronger, Fico must face the fact that the Havana he knows and loves may be gone forever.

This is undoubtedly a gorgeous, lovingly-crafted film. The filmmakers have obviously put a lot of themselves into it. Every second is carefully constructed and perfectly shot. Yes, all 8,580 of them. The movie seems to go on for several eternities, and ultimately the slow pacing will probably exhaust the stamina of most movie-goers. The gorgeous set pieces, authentic costumes and skillful interweaving of historical events with cultural flavor and symbolism make for a very moving viewing experience . . . that is really only tolerable one time.

Water
Chuyia was so young when she got married that she can’t even remember the wedding. Now she is eight years old, and a widow. Societal and religious traditions in 1930s India dictate that she must shave her head, don a white sari and spend the remainder of her long life scratching out a lowly existence in a home for widows. Chuyia befriends the beautiful Kalyani, a widow allowed to keep her hair so that she can earn money through prostitution to keep them all afloat. Soon, however, an unexpected romance between Kalyani and Narayan, a passionate follower of Gandhi, threatens the delicate balance at the home for widows as well as the very heart of their religious beliefs.

Third in Mehta’s critically-acclaimed Elemental Trilogy, Water took nearly eight years to film due to disruption by religious extremists. This is no surprise, for the movie contains a very powerful message. Fanatics are not generally known for their tolerance for new ideas. Part of what makes Mehta’s message so powerful is its simplicity. “One less mouth to feed, four less saris, and a free corner in the house. Disguised as religion, it’s just about money,” as Narayan says. Fantastic performances, an unpredictable story and a quiet but meticulous attention to detail strengthen a film that will haunt viewers long after they have exited the theater.

Thank You For Smoking
Nick Naylor (Eckhart) is the chief spokesman for Big Tobacco, a man who makes a living by the principle that, if you can spin an argument correctly, you’ll always be right. Now, Vermont Senator Ortolan Finistirre (Macy) is trying to pass a law requiring all packs of cigarettes to display a prominent skull-and-crossbones logo, aggressive journalist Heather Holloway (Holmes) seems willing to go to any lengths to get a big story on Nick, and Nick’s son Joey is developing a troubling interest in his father’s job. Beset on all sides, Nick may finally have run up against a situation he can’t talk his way out of.

Reitman unloads a devastating satirical broadside aimed at government, lobbyists, the media, Hollywood and the shallow American culture that allows them to exist. Thank You For Smoking is funny, offensive, cynical and really rather educational. The disappointing thing about the movie is that if you have seen the trailer, you have already been exposed to most of the film’s surprises and major punchlines. But not, surprisingly, the heart of its message. What begins as joke at the expense of America’s manipulative elite unexpectedly turns into a strong appeal to Americans to stop having their opinions spoon-fed to them and start exercising their brains and their freedom to make their own decisions.

Wordplay
The New York Times crossword, Holy Grail of puzzles for crossword enthusiasts across America, is the focus of this intriguing and fun documentary. Director Patrick Creadon reveals the secrets behind the creation of the puzzle, the origins of the crossword in America, and the vibrant, diverse community of crossword enthusiasts and experts who gather each year for the championship tournament at the crossword convention in Stamford. Along the way, Creadon visits several past (and future) crossword champions, interviews New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz, and chats with celebrities like Jon Stewart and Bill Clinton who enjoy the puzzle every day.

Yes, okay, this does sound incredibly boring. It truly is not. The filmmakers have managed to film some of the most entertaining people in the country doing and saying all sorts of truly quirky things and pieced everything together with the best editing we have ever seen in a documentary. It’s fun, it’s informative, it’s lively, it’s off-beat and every time it seems to be slipping into a rut, it suddenly changes directions. Combined with plenty of ad-libbed humor (both intentional and not) and some genuine suspense and the result is irresistible.

Scoop
Sondra Pransky (Johansson), an inexperienced reporter for a college paper, is visiting England when she steps into small-time magician Sid Waterman’s (Allen) box as part of his act. Instead of disappearing, however, she is confronted by the ghost of a recently-departed journalist. The spirit offers her the tip of a lifetime: the identity of the Tarot Card Murderer. Enlisting Sid’s help, Sondra investigates, but the object of her investigation turns out to be Peter Lyman (Jackman), a wealthy and charismatic nobleman. Soon, Sondra is falling in love with Lyman and having her doubts about whether he has actually committed foul play.

Woody Allen turns 71 this year, and his jokes and plots aren’t getting any younger either. Scoop is occasionally clever (usually far too clever), but mostly just abhorrently cute. The actors seem painfully aware that they are merely Allen’s straight-men in a 96-minute joke, not real people at all. The situation is painfully and laboriously contrived. The one-liners are flat, and even a first-time viewer can almost recite them with the characters. The ending is chuckle-worthy, nothing more. All in all, a disappointing effort which feels like it is simply coasting on the acclaim of the director’s previous efforts.

Kinky Boots
Charlie Price (Edgerton) has just inherited a failing shoe factory that has been in his family for generations, and the cancellation of a large order is forcing him to fire people he grew up with. Inspired by Lauren (Potts), one of the employees he has just laid off, and Lola (Ejiofor, Serenity), a drag queen who performs for a devoted fan base in a London night club, Charlie decides it is time to change the factory’s product. Together with Lola, Lauren, and the reluctant but loyal factory workers, Charlie sets out to get the family business “back on its feet” . . . with a line of fetishistic female footwear designed to withstand the weight of a man. Based on a true story.

How does one make a tasteful, sensitive and eminently watchable film about transvestites and their erotic footwear? Dry, British irreverence helps, and the right casting is crucial. Ejiofor is the life of the party, turning in an incredible performance which makes his character believable, sympathetic and very fun to watch. The film’s basis in fact (however tenuous) only adds to the appeal. It seems silly to say considering the subject, but the movie’s only flaw is in being a tad too formulaic. Disguised as an edgy, slightly naughty comedy, Kinky Boots is really little more than a paint-by-numbers triumphant underdog film. But it’s still a highly-enjoyable evening’s entertainment.

  • Co-reviewed with Randy

Someday, Somehow, Some way . . .

•September 27, 2006 • 2 Comments

. . . I must see this film.

Somehow, as I was jamming through the online catalog for the [Los Angeles film] festival, I just went right past Hot Chicks. But had I been paying closer attention, I would have been almost as enthusiastic as Luke. The screening was of 9 short films, each based on one of what are known as Chick Tracts.

Apparently a few clips from one of the short films can be found here. Further information available from IMDB here. Official site (worth a visit) here, complete with the original tracts, a trailer, DVD purchasing information, etc.

Road Trip!

•September 14, 2006 • Leave a Comment

Little Miss Sunshine sounds like the title of a movie your parents rented when you were little, starring Shirley Temple in the title role. Really, nothing could be further from the truth. This is the latest in a recent spate of quirky independent films which have gained both critical praise and the attention of movie-going audiences. The opening minutes quickly introduce the Hoover family individually before bringing them together around a dinner table, and then launching them into the main thrust of the plot.

There’s Richard, the father, a motivational speaker who never breaks character, struggling to support his family off of the limited marketability of his “9 Steps to Becoming a Winner.” Sheryl, the mother, struggles to hold the family together and keep her cool while pretending that she’s kicked her smoking habit. Dwayne, the 15-year old son who dreams of going to the Air Force Academy, has taken a vow of silence after reading the nihilistic works of Nietzsche. Frank, Sheryl’s academic brother, has just attempted to kill himself after an unrequited crush on one of his male graduate students caused his life to spiral out of control. Grandpa, Richard’s father, has been kicked out of his nursing home for snorting heroin. And Olive, the bespectacled 7-year old whose dream is to win a beauty pageant.

When Olive becomes a contestant in the Little Miss Sunshine beauty pageant several hundred miles away, the whole family piles into their bright yellow Volkswagen van and head for California. On this trip from hell the Hoover family will move heaven and earth in order to get to their destination.

Really, there is nothing especially unique about the set-up. This film’s brilliance lies in its original execution. Each member of the Hoover family will be brought face to face with their weaknesses, fears and faltering dreams. But those moments of ultimate despair and loss, when each one has been emptied of hope or happiness, only serve to strengthen their damaged connections with each other. At the center of all of this is Olive. She is an almost perpetual ray of . . . well, sunshine. Her all but unshakeable joy and profound innocence holds the key to this family’s redemption.

If the movie thus far sounds overbearingly upbeat, that is simply a testament to the dichotomy it represents. Little Miss Sunshine is, without a doubt, a dark comedy. Its characters and situations are funny because they are so outrageously bleak. And yet, few dark comedies are so unashamedly heart-warming.

Perhaps the most thought-provoking aspect of the film, however, is the wry undercurrent of biting social commentary apparent in the premise. The entire concept of a child beauty pageant and the self-conscious, skin-deep self-image it promotes receives a long, hard look from the filmmakers. The contrast presented by the imperfect family seeking redemption amidst a crowd of freakishly perfect juvenile supermodels is nothing short of disturbing. And the statement made by Olive onstage during the movie’s climax provides an unflinching commentary on our superficial culture.

Little Miss Sunshine is one of the funniest movies we’ve seen in some time. It is original, exuberant, surprising and uplifting without being saccharine or trite. It acknowledges the realities of life without being cynical, and it is positive without ignoring the existence of painful and trying circumstances. That is a delicate balance to walk, and we can’t remember the last time we saw it done this well.

  • Co-reviewed with Randy

Fall Movielogue, 2006

•August 30, 2006 • Leave a Comment

August 30 – January 3

# Title (Production Year) Rating% Date Watched — Review links, if any (*Title* denotes top ten movie of period)

518 Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005) 94% 8/30/2006 — Post
519 The Ox-Bow Incident (1943) 89% 9/1/2006 — Post
520 From Here to Eternity (1953) 95% 9/3/2006 — Post
521 Suspicion 1941 80 9/9/2006
522 Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 95% 9/14/2006 — Post
523 The Lost City (2005) 94% 9/15/2006 — Post
524 *Water* (2005) 98% 9/17/2006 — Post
525 Spellbound (2002) 92% 9/19/2006 — Post
526 *Chinatown* (1974) 99% 9/22/2006 — Post, 2
527 Thank You For Smoking (2005) 91% 9/23/2006 — Post
528 Wordplay (2006) 96% 9/24/2006 — Post
529 *Gattaca* (1997) 98% 9/26/2006 — Post
530 Scoop (2006) 71% 9/28/2006 — Post
531 The Love God? (1969) 49% 9/29/2006 — Post
532 Kinky Boots (2005) 92% 10/1/2006 — Post
533 Manderlay (2005) 70% 10/17/2006 — Post
534 Taxi Driver (1976) 96% 10/18/2006 — Post
535 Corpse Bride (2005) 85% 10/19/2006 — Post
536 *North by Northwest* (1959) 97% 10/22/2006
537 All the King’s Men 1949 89 10/23/2006
538 A Christmas Story (1983) 83% 10/26/2006 — Post
539 The Prestige (2006) 96% 10/27/2006 — Post
540 Mr. Holland’s Opus (1995) 91% 10/28/2006 — Post
541 CSA: Confederate States of America (2004) 88% 10/30/2006 — Post
542 *Stranger Than Fiction* (2006) 96% 11/10/2006 — Post
543 Coneheads (1993) 72% 11/11/2006 — Post
544 Murder on the Orient Express (1974) 81% 11/15/2006 — Post
545 The Maltese Falcon (1941) 98% 11/17/2006 — Post, 2
546 Memories 1995 91 11/17/2006
547 Lifeboat 1944 93 11/21/2006
548 Cars 2006 84 11/23/2006
549 Superman Returns 2006 58 11/23/2006
550 A Prairie Home Companion 2006 82 11/24/2006
551 Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006) 23% 11/25/2006 — Post
552 *Tsotsi* (2005) 97% 11/27/2006
553 The Boys of Baraka 2005 85 11/28/2006
554 *Big Night* (1996) 99% 12/4/2006
555 *Dead Man Walking* (1995) 97% 12/5/2006
556 The Illusionist 2006 89 12/15/2006
557 *Joyeux Noël* (2005) 98% 12/16/2006 — Post, 2
558 L.A. Confidential 1997 96 12/17/2006
559 Kinsey (2004) 89% 12/17/2006 — Post
560 Miller’s Crossing 1990 92 12/18/2006
561 Unbreakable 2000 89 12/18/2006
562 Hercule Poirot’s Christmas (1995) 87% 12/19/2006 — Post
563 American History X 1998 95 12/20/2006
564 Midnight Cowboy 1969 93 12/20/2006
565 Ice Age: The Meltdown 2006 68 12/22/2006
566 Miracle on 34th Street 1947 81 12/23/2006
567 Rushmore 1998 85 12/23/2006
568 It’s a Wonderful Life 1946 94 12/24/2006
569 The Fifth Element (1997) 54% 12/27/2006 — Post
570 The Mission (1986) 96% 12/28/2006 — Post
571 The Thief Lord 2006 69 12/28/2006
572 Oliver! 1968 90 12/29/2006
573 Cape Fear 1962 94 12/30/2006
574 The Pink Panther 1963 81 12/31/2006
575 *The Green Mile* (1999) 97% 1/1/2007